DISNEYLAND O'AHU - THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH

Founded by a man with a vision, Walt Disney built a theme park that welcomed people of all ages. Since the first Disney park opened on July 17, 1955, Disney has added six parks and resorts, soon to be seven. Oahu, Hawaii is the home to Disney’s latest park.

Disneyland Oahu is weeks away from their grand opening. To say thank you to the natives, Disney invited them to the most magical place on Earth before their grand opening to the public on the island. The soft opening turned into a catastrophe as a high schooler was decapitated on the Hawaiian Rollercoaster ride. Word came in that Disney's newest park needs to cut three of their attractions before the grand opening. The budget cuts are to assist Marvel Studios with filming. As the Marvel Universe expands. The Board Members of Disney Park Oahu are expected to open a park that successfully represents the Disney brand.

The Head of Sanitation said, “We all can agree, that we need to tear down the Hawaiian Roller Coaster, after the tragedy that occurred, but this leaves us with two more attractions left to tear down.”

The discussion went over attractions such as the monorail, Broadway, and the Hawaiian Roller Coaster. The Head of Costuming said, “we should cut down on restaurants, and get rid of the monorail in {Hawaii} because we should preserve Walt Disney World in Orlando since it is the only one with the attraction.”

Chair, Daniella Roselli predicted that the “Hawaiian Roller Coaster, Broadway, and the Monorail will be cut.”

Every board member from Head of Emergency Response to the Head of Accounting gave input and provided their three choices for the budget cut.

Board Members voted to get rid of the Hawaiian Roller Coaster, Surfin’, the monorail, the Hawaiian Palace, the Dole Sponsorship and Broadway. They also shortened the firework show to five minutes. However, the board did decide to build a wedding pavilion.

After cutting their budget significantly the new castle at Disneyland, Oahu abruptly blew up. At this moment there is no explanation what caused this. The Head of Advertising has also been suspected of using narcotics on Disney property and the Head of Pyrotechnics has been accused of the explosion. As accusations arise members have pointed fingers at one another and are working to get to the bottom of this tragic act. “This is a blame game,” said the Head of Pyrotechnics.

As the grand opening date approaches, the Disneyland Oahu Board Members are struggling to open a park that reflects on the Disney image. The Head of Sanitation stated, “We need to stop pointing fingers and look at reality, we have a pile of rubble sitting in our park.”