WEAPONS OF SONIC PROPORTIONS

THE WORLD OF TROPHIES- With war on the brink, the Super Smash Brothers are working furiously, combining forces in order to stop the treacherous forces pitted against them from individuals previously thought to be peaceful and living in tandem.

With the only home known to them to be under constant siege, these fierce individuals have gathered, putting aside their differences, in order to save the only home they’ve ever known.

With their world crumbling as they converse, crises as such bring forth the leader in some who employ the passion and dedication for survival of their home and others who share it. Such is the case with long time inhabitant of the World of Trophies, Sonic the Hedgehog.

In reaction to the mass destruction ensuing, Sonic and one of his constituents, Pitt, combined forces in order to create one of the most feared weapons in the land.

“We knew we had to do something,” said Sonic, “[Pitt and I] Combined tails, merging our powers expecting to create a mass weapon, but neither could have expected what came out collaboration.”

With this precarious deed, neither could fathom the results of their efforts; in it being a Smash Ball, a weapon of immense magnitude and rarity. But the merriment of the brothers was short lived with the purpose remembered.

“We created the Smash Ball in order to combat the forces pitted against us, and take over the Isle of the Ancients, we cannot forget the purpose of our assembly.” said Sonic.

For many, achievements of such a glorious feat would leave one with a large head, boasting of measurable achievements. But Sonic’s noble intentions have reigned true.

“It is my duty to protect this world, my home and more importantly home to numerous others.” said Sonic. “We must combat these forces of evil and bring justice to those deserving.”

While still engaged in debates over the use of the Smash Ball, neither Pitt nor Sonic demanded ultimate power over this weapon but rather to continue diplomatically.

“We are gathered here to solve an issue, not compete with one another for gains that will literally be blown to bits,” said Pitt on the matter.

Echoing the sentiments of Pitt, Sonic responded by stating, “I see myself as a leader not because of this singularly abnormal feat. I see myself as a leader and a representative of all people of The World of Trophies.”

In session, many can agree upon the noble cause that underlies this adjournment. Sonic among other have verbally advocated the importance of eliminating selfish motives. The representative body cannot be construed to work towards the attainment of selfish goals amidst the strife of so many.

As debate ensues of how to utilize the Smash Ball, none can deny the impressive nature of such a feat. With much unknown of the outcome of their efforts, and actions unraveling under the table, what remains true underlying noble cause of the body.